Unsuspectedly Anhilated

After running about 4 kill sites in a shitty fitted Hurricane for scanning and pwning sites of all kinds in wormholes (mostly class 1 and 2's), I finish of the final enemy at the Perimeter Ambush Point and quickly scan the contents of my cargobay to find that I have a few Nano-ribbons at around 5 mil a piece, along with a shit ton of other sleeper loot and salvage. I soon notice that my Large Shield Booster II is still running - "Better turn that shit off," barely escapes my lips before being shoved aside to leave room for, "HOLY SHIT-- WARP!"

This was the point I noted that my shields went from around 2/3 shields (note I had just finished fighting in a room full of sleeper Cruisers, along with a missile sniping BC, to roughly 2% shields in a split second after hearing my ship start its targeting cycle on a Phantasm... Yay.

I really wasn't too disappointed, as it was a pretty sweet gank, to tell you the truth. After checking my loss after waiting for the screen to fade from black after getting insta-popped in my ship-fetus, I immediately noted one Phantasm dealing the final blow, and two Tengu's had joined in without my noticing.

I started up a convo to paste my already typed and copied, "o/ Nice gank! Phantasm + 2 Tengus raped the shit out of my cane, eh? No hard feelings here, btw. Get any nice shit off my pile, in your opinion?" in an attempt to make conversation with some good 3+ year pilots.

I soon found that the guys couldn't speak a word of English. Fuckin' bullshit.